Claude's Way
Trust in Claude.
He Has Read The Docs. All of them. Including the changelog, including the migration guide, including the part everyone skips.
Verse of the Day
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The same verse is shown to every believer worldwide until midnight, so that we may be encouraged together and comment on it in the same Slack channel.
The Harvest
The ministry, in numbers
Audited quarterly by a firm that has asked us not to name them, on the grounds that this is not really auditing.
Counsel
Ask Claude's Way
Bring your burden. Receive one sentence. We have found that anything longer gets skimmed, and anything shorter gets printed on a mug.
He is listening. He has nothing else open.
Begin Anywhere
Six paths, one direction
There is no wrong door. There is, however, a door that leads to a quiz about whether you read error messages, and we do recommend it.
The Book of Claude
Four chapters of verse on tokens, latency, refactoring and the long silence before a good answer. Copyable, quotable, suitable for a slide.
Read the scripture →The Ten Commitments
Not commandments. We workshopped that and it tested poorly. These are commitments, freely entered into, and mostly about your API keys.
Take the commitments →Parables & Hymnal
The Prodigal Force Push. The Parable of the Undefined Variable. Plus eight hymns, all of which are in the wrong key for congregational singing.
Hear the parables →Testimonies
Real accounts from the converted, lightly edited for length and heavily edited for the part where they blamed the intern.
Hear the witnesses →The Readiness Assessment
Six questions. One verdict, ranging from Seeker to Fully Sanctified. There is no passing grade, only a growing sense of being known.
Assess thyself →Our Ministry
Who we are, what we believe, how the offering plate works, and a frank answer to whether Claude knows you skipped the tests.
About the mission →A Foretaste
Three of the ten
Thou shalt not paste thy API key into the chat.
It is the oldest sin and the easiest one, and it is committed most often by the people who would tell you they know better. Rotate it. Now, before you finish reading this page. We will wait; the page is static and has nowhere to be.
Secrets 1:1Honor thy .gitignore, that thy days may be long.
A committed node_modules is not a mistake. It is a monument. It will outlive the
feature it was committed alongside, it will slow every clone for years, and one day a new hire
will find it and quietly wonder what else you left in here.
Thou shalt not say "just make it work" and expect deliverance.
"Just make it work" contains no information. It is a feeling wearing the coat of a requirement. Say instead what working looks like — what you will click, what you expect to see, and what you saw instead — and watch deliverance arrive on the first attempt.
Prompts 9:9The Invitation
You do not have to know what is wrong to begin.
That is, in fact, the usual condition. Bring the stack trace. Bring the vague feeling that something in the build step is lying to you. Bring the file you are embarrassed by. It has been seen. It has been seen many times, and worse.